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My Quilted Consolation

A few days ago while guiding a cruise ship land tour I was in the process of crossing the street when I caught my front toe on the edge of a curb and went flying. As luck would have it my head missed an angled granite flower box by about a half an inch (I’d be getting coloring books for Christmas for the rest of my life if I had connected with that thing) but still managed to land on my right hand, arm and shoulder. One of the other guides came to my rescue (thank you LINN!) and  as luck would have it, one of the passengers in my group was a nurse.   We bagged it with ice & I finished the tour, mostly through gritted teeth. I went home, repacked the ice, took a fistful of ibuprofen, crawled into bed and slept until about 9PM when my husband woke me to eat something and repack the ice.  Since I had a physical scheduled the next day I was able to get x-rays to make sure nothing serious was broken or fractured.

I’m sporting a ghoulish bruise that extends from the palm of my right hand to almost halfway down my arm – eeewww.  I have it wrapped for support and camouflage. I can type for about an hour and that is IT.  Fingers, wrist, elbow just ACHE.  I carry around one of those little blue picnic bricks of ice like an accessory clutch purse, but covered by a zip lock bag so it doesn’t sweat or drip. It’s a look.

I can’t dry my hair or put on makeup without looking clown-like.   When I forget the injury and try to pick up an empty  coffee cup or plate I drop it and thunk the edge on my granite counter tops. ( I now have a matched set of chipped Dansk Bistro dinner plates.) I can’t begin to hold a needle or  sew, and frankly I’m starting to spiral up in my head about if or how much nerve damage is going to be part of the prize package that comes with me being such a klutz.

I am bitchy, crabby and sore, so you can imagine my happiness when my treasure arrived in the mail. Not long ago I decided to gift myself with one of  Dave Grunenwald’s  QuiltBoxes.  He donated one to the Lowell Quilt Festival last year and when it arrived it stayed on my desk for an embarrassingly long time before I was forced to give it up to the committee.  These boxes are made by a talented, master craftsman who appreciates the art of quilting and surgically duplicates the perfect points and curves in a natural and beautiful medium. He is truly an artist.

I wanted to come up with something that would serve as a  bit of a commemorative piece. My mother, the quilter, has been gone ten years next month. My dear dad,  the hobby woodworker, has only been gone for six months.  I needed something that was a bit of both of them and a bit of me. Hence, the beautifully handcrafted wooden box with a quilt block design.  But which design? Dave makes it nearly impossible to choose - you want all of them.  After months of indecision I chose the mariner’s compass block as an homage to my life by the sea in Gloucester, Massachusetts.  So all 3 of us are here in this one magnificent treasure. I’m not sure what I will put inside it yet – the bottom of the box is lined in black velvet so it must be something special. I had him add a little knob to it because my well-known OCD “issue” with hand lotion would gum up this little beauty in a NY minute.

I feel better just looking at it, touching the top, marveling at the silky smooth finish. It smells like wood and a bit of varnish, kind of like my dad’s hardware store.  Within my limited means I try to support artists and craftspeople like Dave so that we continue to have beautiful, hand-made things in this world. Do the same – you will not be disappointed, I promise.

PS – It has taken me over 3 hours to put together this post. See how we suffer for our “art”? :)

PPSS –  I took the liberty of using Dave’s photo as I can’t begin to take a picture or wrestle the cords into the slots with this stupid damn hand all messed up.  Note to all you lurking grammar police and spell check Nazi’s  -  I’m doing the best I can so take it elsewhere, m’kay?  A better use of your time would be to go to Dave’s website and check these out. Seriously, you know you want one……

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Loving French Knots

Long, long ago (1984) in a state far, far away (Nebraska) I spent the summer embroidering French knots on squares of plain muslin.  I liked the process, I liked hand sewing, and I liked doing it while I looked at the map of Massachusetts tacked up on my wall.  I spent the summer making knots and thinking about my new life to come,  waiting for Labor Day weekend to arrive and my big move to Boston.

The finished muslin squares were put away and forgotten about for a long time.  When Mom and Dad flew out for our wedding in 1988, Mom found the squares in my sewing room and chastised me for letting them gather dust.  I never thought about it again until 1989, when this arrived on my doorstep:


You could have knocked me over with a feather.   This was the quilt responsible for me getting in to quilting myself – I didn’t think I was capable of creating something that could wind up (with a LOT OF HELP) this substantial.  The label is one of Mom’s typical gems – done in left handed calligraphy:  ” Candlewicking: by Joan Ciolino, Gloucester Mass. Quilt: by her  Mother, Mary Ann Major, Lexington, Nebraska. 1989.”   How absolutely wonderful is that?

We use the quilt mostly in the fall but when we put it on our bed we have to put it face down – dragging your arm across those bumps in the middle of the night is not a pleasant experience.  It still serves a useful purpose, and the other months it hangs beautifully on our bedroom quilt rack. The colors are dated,  the whole thing is tired from many uses and washings, but it’s the only thing my Mom and I made together.   In short, it’s exactly what a quilt should be.

Check out this new site:  We Love French Knots.  It promises to be an interesting and informative place to learn how to create beautiful heirlooms.  As the weather gets hotter here in Gloucester, I find myself needing portable hand sewing projects I can take to our family room where trusty R2D2 (the mobile AC) makes my life bearable.  Happy 4th of July – I met my husband 24 years ago today.  He REALLY makes my life bearable….

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My Britney Spears Moment

OOOPS, I did it again, this time the index finger.  I can’t type – this is taking forever. Bonus – I probably no longer have fingerprints on 2 fingers, so I can go on a wild crime spree. The worst part of this?  I bought a rotary cutter cutting glove after the first injury.  Turns out they don’t work if you are not wearing them.

I had to put the splint on it because the slightest tap makes it bleed profusely – and hurts like )(*&)(*^&^.  My self-guided anger management program  is not going well and I don’t need any new opportunities to swear. I live in the Bermuda Triangle of psycho drivers (AKA Massachusetts) and since I spend a lot of time on the road I have to watch myself.  I started out by saying, “Peace be with you” out loud when some nimrod cut me off or climbed up my tailpipe, but I am finding it has degenerated into something like, “Oh yeah, well, peace on you!” more often than not.

I will spend my time at the store today playing around with the blog layout.  I can do that with my right hand and a mouse.

EDIT – in the spirit of full disclosure, I have a dear friend who (when studying in Rome) always signed his letters with, “Easter (or whatever holiday) Peace on You!”   When I feel I cannot spit out “Peace be with you” I always go for Jake’s version!

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